Prize

Well done rob, you get to touch my dirty bits free of charge. Incidentally my normal rates are £150 half an hour and £225 for an hour.

私の汚れたビットに触れなさい

Because I am going to japan shortly, you may also refer to me as: オオカミ
If anyone can work out the meaning of the above japanese they will get a prize.

Updates

Sorry I'm not updating this very often but I am trying to pretend I actually have a life and am very busy with my various charity, sporting and governmental commitments. When I step out of de nile and realise that my life at the moment is about exciting as watching paint dry (and matt at that too not even glossy) I'll let you all know.

Future Plans

By the way, some people may not be aware that I am going to go and teach in Japan. I am scheduled to go in early July probably 6th or 13th. Actually come to think of it that was the main reason for this blog, as a means of keeping in contact and keeping people up to date. So there you go , you now have a good excuse for an exotic holiday!

wanted: the nicest 1 bedroom flat in the world, w/ dbl bed, in the best possible area, with garden, parking space, every possible transport link, bills included, low council tax, for £50 p/ month. contact: Ambrose on 0800-i-f-u-c-k-i-n-g-w-i-s-h

Easter Action

Does anyone have any good ideas for easter breaks? I want to go away but have a limited budget, lookingat doing something in UK......

Thundercats

I have added a new link which some may find amusing, others may find disturbing as their fond memories of this programme will never be the same, grossly distorted for the rest of their lives. All genuine (sound needed, do not download from work.)

Belle du Jour

Following the salacious blog of the high class escort belle du jour, I wish also to follow in the same vein as I had an interesting encounter last night and wish to tell everyone about it.
It was actually in the house of all places, it had been years since our last encounter. Looking as fresh as 10 years ago and beckoning me to come over I approached with a mixture of trepidation and feverish excitement. I had longed to grap to touch and fondle. Yes, it was my stamp collection. All the charms of Azerbaijan, Upper Volta and southern Wurttenburg in one book. Hoorah! All my favorite pages including my specialist collection of hungarian stamps with goats on them. I spent all night feverishly licking my stamp hinges so that I could add to my collection and make it even bigger! Wow! I ended up this morning covered in a white mist of stamps. It was all too much so i'm going out to go and look at some caravans today.

Fan Site

You have to explore my fansite (see link) it's amazing!! I am god of uber-rock!

Devon Finally knows how they make it so creamy

Ambrose I fear you have designs for blog domination of the wolf nation. However, by having shown the way in the fact that you are the only one to have posted a sizeable blog I will give you status of official 'renegade' blogger on Wolffies World. Further behaviour may lead me to promote you to 'renegade master' and renegade master of the ill behaviour.. and so on. I recommend watching Goodbye Lenin a great drama/comedy but also very educational for anyone wanting to learn about Ostalgie and life in the communist bloc. Other recommendation: Moonsoon Wedding, a refreshingly contemporary/un bollywood cliché film about a marriage in India. One to miss: Gerry by Gus Van Sant. Perhaps the slowest most prentious film I have ever seen. Alternative rubbish film: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell.

what on earth is this zone? hmmm one thing i note is that none of the links below are clickable. use the link button people! oh, there doesnt seem to be one.

so, for no reason, my amazing film round up:

monster: crap crap crap. charlize theron looks ugly and wins an oscar for the trauma of doing so. oh! she put on 30 pounds! amazing! dreadful acting from her and bug eyed christina ricci, a stinker.

girl with a pearl earing: well, i kinda liked this. scarlett johansen perfects her "gawping at camera" technique which she employed to such er...effect in lost in translation. it looks nice. but colin firth as vermeer? silly man

la mala educacion: almodovars new one. saw it in spanish so didnt understand most of it. not as good as his others that i have seen. too autobiographical? a bit like,
"catholicism fucked me up man! priests sometimes abuse kids in their care! I'm gay by the way! did i mention that! oh yeah! this is what my career has been leading u pto all this time!"

along came polly: sorry, ben stiller is a dick. jennifer anniston is some boho chick? hollywood casting people must be doing far too much coke at the moment. first charlize, now this.

well thats my first post.
dopnt forget, people, for a different perspective, check hollo's kingdom

The longest improvised poem in the world

Please continue... There was an old women who lived in Luton

The longest improvised poem in the world

Please continue... There was an old women who lived in Luton

Other good websites I have discovered un/recently: www.wordspy.com www.rathergood.com